[You pluck your chest, your legs, your arms, your cock is surrounded by trimmed short hairs; everyone knows you maintain this for your girlfriend, Labienus. But for whom, Labienus, do you maintain your ass hairs?] Martial’s Epigrams, 2.62 1st Century AD
Me (26) and my furry neighbor (62) cuddling after dinner and a movie. He still goes to the gym 3x a week but doesn't think he's sexy! Should I ask him for more?
