[pic] When a girl wears pigtails while going down on a BBC it’s basically an invitation to use those handlebars to pile-drive all the way down her throat.
Mobile phone antennas are designed to project a signal in a donut shape, perpendicular to the long axis of the antenna. If you are holding your phone in a strange way, such as on its side or upside down, you will hinder the operation of the antenna. [wiki