Being my personal assistant was just too much for your wife to handle alone. She mentioned that your sister was looking for a job after graduating. Great... set up an interview.
Your gym teacher had made your life hell for years. That's why you were so glad to finally graduate! That is, until you walked into your girlfriend's house the day after graduation. While you begged them to stop, she just looked at you, and he just laughe
After graduating, Jackson became a hedge fund manager. Your mom met him while on a grocery run. After showing her around his new Porsche, your mother became inexplicably more attached to her phone since. This is what she sent to your highschool bully.