Cunts in the Empire have almost completely replaced alarm clocks. Users have reported a massive upswing of productivity and quality of sleep after switching to Cunt wake ups!
When you suspected your girlfriend was cheating, you set up a hidden alarm clock camera. It looks like they've been having risky unprotected sex for awhile :(
I open my eyes to this sight each and every morning. "Open your mouth," I hear my little sister whisper, and I oblige. Who needs an alarm clock when I have her alarm cock?
