It's cathartic, to come out into the Green Zone and watch the little piggies be teased out of their minds. Their squeals ease the mind, until of course, another Goddess calls me into service as the exotic Imperial Slave that I am.
Your sister and her boyfriend came home unexpectedly and caught you perusing her panty drawer. He beat the shit out of you, and watching got her so turned on she gave it up to him right then and there. "Serves you right, you perv!"
Going through some old things in storage, you found a vhs tape with your parents names on it, titled "Honeymoon". You watched it, hoping to see a fun vacation video, but instead it's just a week of debauchery between your mom and your "Uncle Jim", and you