The dinner party starts in a half hour. Whoever sits in your chair, you will suck or lick whatever they tell you to. If you're a good little party favor, I'll turn on your vibrators, and we'll all watch you cum uncontrollably.
Sir, Clumsy maid Mary did fall and break a chair leg. I to the wood turners, who offer a most modern service whereupon you may watch whilst artisans gently manipulate and shape the timber to your very specifications. I requested the Rococo style chair leg
