[You pluck your chest, your legs, your arms, your cock is surrounded by trimmed short hairs; everyone knows you maintain this for your girlfriend, Labienus. But for whom, Labienus, do you maintain your ass hairs?] Martial’s Epigrams, 2.62 1st Century AD
Gentlemen, if she wants sex, demand her to have her face and her hair perfectly clean; your feet are too important to use them on woman hair or face that are not clean.
Shame you did your hair up all nice, sweetie. Daddy's just going to mess it up when he chokes you on your own cock. And quit smiling, you're not supposed to enjoy your punishment, young lady.
Your bully has vowed to continue holding you by the hair and forcing you to watch him nut in your sister until you thank him afterward, but you keep refusing. Luckily he's not around at night to hear you moaning "thankyousirthankyouthank..." while you rub
Sharehousing requires cooperation, like drying your hair in the laundry so someone else can use the shower and wearing no pants to make spontaneous cock-sucking easier.
