I took this photo while my neighbors across the way were home and I'm pretty sure they saw... my blinds weren't all the way closed. I(f) they are Redditors and see this: I just want to say I'm sorry for all of my weird antics.
A Hot Naked Man, With A Surfboard Under One Arm, A Bottle Under The Other, Running Across The Garden, Whilst His Mate Trying To Stop Him, Drops The Surfboard, & Runs Into The Bushes ..... Just The Antics On An Australian Soap Opera!!!!!!