"LaJean Lawson, a former professor of exercise science at Oregon State University, has studied breast motion since 1985 and now works as a consultant for companies like Nike to develop better sports bra designs" [http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/t
The Feminist College Professor had successfully campaigned for all Frat Houses to be removed from campus as cesspools of misogyny. The bros decided to make her their replacement sorority whore to lure in an audience for their new off-campus house parties
Despite your asshole professor failing you on every assignment, your little sister always managed to get a near perfect score! She never studied at home, yet as you got to class early, you came to know where her grades come from:
