(F)irst ti(m)e poster here - did a photo set of requests for /r/bigboobsgw, and asked my sexiest man friend to help me cover myself in baby oil and chocolate sauce, per Reddit's request - he started putting the baby oil on my tits, and I guess he couldn't
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invi