throwback to when i was an itty bitty baby stripper and there was a white trash party at my club...i thought it'd be clever to wear actual white trash, not thinking of how it might impact my earnings (apologies to mods if this doesn't come off authentic e
My parents kept nagging my big sister to get a job...little did they know she was the biggest earner in the household. I estimated she was easily making a couple thousand a week by the amount of condoms in her trashbin that she made me take out at the end
My buddy really became a cocky dick once we graduated from middle school and he got the starting varsity quarterback job as a freshman.. it was almost overnight that he became the coolest kid in school, chicks began throwing themselves at him, even the se
Since i turned 18, dad said he wants to hire me at his work now. Mom just wants to observe and make sure that I do my job well before anything is official.
