"Ninjas have kidnapped the president. Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the President?" - A trailer created by me and my friends inspired by beat-em-up videogames and the 1980s in general [1:43].
When your mom found out how bad he was beating you, she told you she was going over to his house right then and there. When she got home that night, she announced that she was divorcing your father and marrying your bully, calling it "True Love"
