You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.
Today's Lesson: If your girl tells you that facials will only be a "special occasion thing" be sure to save up your cum for a week or more before The Big Day!!
I didn't get to the gy[m] before it closed today so it was "Naked Pull Up" day routine. Could you imagine how different it would be if this was how everybody worked out at the gym?
In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
[26m] feeling good about my naked self , down 21 lbs to 293 from 314, 3 months. Too hot to put clothes back after the beach today so I'm laying here like a bum.. ps- sry for the repost I messed up the link before
Seems like u guys enjoyed what I posted last night. Hehe I appreciate all the compliments! Here's another one this morning. Hope we'll all have a good orgasm before going to work today ;)
