Chances are, you might be the lucky guy Miss Ciccone would drag home after a night drinking and dancing over on State St., just down the street from the Michigan Theater... (Xpost /r/OldSchoolCoolNSFW)
Your new step-mom seems to be taking over your life. It started out with teasing and inapporopriate touching - now when you're in public she drags you into the nearest bathroom and has her way with you. You hope it never ends.