In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
"I just met your girl after work and took her home. She was a little shy and hesitant at first, but I am teaching her how to suck my cock since a few hours. I'll let her go when I'm empty. You should be thankful that someone finally takes care of her."
