Once a week I give my daughter the Doggy Pill. It is a pill that makes her act like a dog and listen to every command. She'll only be able to bark until the drug wears off next week.
Mom: Flashing my slutty bits from time to time is just part of your bully's obedience training. Listen son, I have to be a proper bimbo slut for him. Making his dick feel good is more important than your feelings.
Be careful with your new boyfriend, sweetie. You need to get on birth control. [Once they go to college they never seem to listen. Pregnancy Progression]
My roommate forced me to get Tinder so I can meet guys because she's tired of listening to me masturbate all the time. Turns out having your profile pic just be you spreading your ass gets your account banned...
Your dad went out cheating on your mom again on VDay. Your bully was just giving her company. You can’t help but get hard listening to her be fucked properly.
I'd rather be licking some rando's balls than listening to my hyper conservative aunt and uncle talk about how global warming is bullshit because we had a massive winter storm while the sea levels are rising
