[F/27] Alright, you got me. I'm a valkyrie in disguise, here to collect the souls of fallen men. Look into my eyes, and you'll fall to your knees. Then your soul belongs to me, and to my Odin
Honestly, who cares if they have been together for 5 years? Prove you're better than his girlfriend, and then conquer his load. That belongs to you now.