You ever try to bang a chick and some dwarf with a mohawk is always there watching and jerking off, then he chokes your chick until she nearly dies, then picks up your chick and holds her aloft while she blows you? Hmm? Aybody?
I'm your classmate, your secretary, your co-worker, your neighbor. The one you've eye-fucked and fantasized about. The one who would gladly blow you in the supply closet. Feed me.