Jordan Carver quote "Women that don’t cook, clean, or suck dick always ask ‘where are all the good men?’ The good men just finished eating dinner and they’re relaxing in a clean house about to get their dick sucked.”
HELLO, I AM A TALL, SWEDISH, VIKING SHIELDMAIDEN WITH BOOBS AND A DICK BUT I HAVE A SOFT SIDE AND ENJOY LINGERIE. HERE ARE MY TINY AND SLIGHTLY ATHLETIC BOOBS. ENJOY THEM. IT PLEASES MY BOILING BLOOD.