"Oh sweetie, I love my new job. I've already got a reputation at work for being diligent, and a real team player. I usually work through lunch, but my boss always has a big, delicious snack for me."
At parties your boss always boasted that he could make any woman spread her legs for him. In a drunken state you bet, for a substantial raise, that it wouldn't work on your girlfriend. It took him one hour, and she didn't let him pull out.
