When your mom cheated on your dad, her new boyfriend moved in before you dad had even moved out. He gave the "New man of the house" speech literally right in front of your dad. He was such a dick and your sisters were always bitches, so you didnt get why
This fat assed girl has boyfriend that studies literature. So he doesn't have a lot of time for exercise and fucking. They live in the LA though, so the relationship is still going on
After her boyfriend cheated on her, my sister wanted to get revenge on him by returning the favour. I'm honored to be the first person she asked to help.