The perfect way of gaining inferior men's interest is saying bad, offensive and degrading things about them; but, Maledom ladies, if you want to be accepted by a Superior Man, you better talk very nice things about Him.
I finally convinced my GF to wear pantyhose to work. Now all she wants to do is tease me. But I'm not complaining. She didn't end up wearing the frilly socks with the pantyhose.