Then said the king to Ittai the Gittite, Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile. Whereas thou camest but yesterday, should I this day make thee go up and down with us? Al
You were too tired to go to your friends' party, but your girlfriend wasn't! Here's what she looked like when she got there at 9 pm, and then at 2:30 am, multiple drinks later
