[19] Not sure if it qualifies as 'impressive' but I'm playing hard and fast with the rules right now- Call the cops, I don't give a F U C K (2.3"L -> 5.25"L 5.4"G)
Oh fuck, the way you and your asshole friends fucked my loser boyfriend up has me so fucking wet! Next time steal his wallet and I'll let you fuck me, he's too much of a pussy to call the cops on you!