That [f]eeling when you think your Principal calls you into his office for a BJ... but it turns out that he's an alien who just wants to lay eggs in you. :/ :)
You once invited your boss to your house, he saw your wife and made him his secretary. Now he always calls you to his office right before nutting on her so whenever you walk into his office you see him cumming on her face.
For years now, you have had a deal with your old school bully. He leaves you alone, but if you're dating someone, he gets to have a go with her before you sleep together. The girls either call you a pervert and leave, or accept and meet up with him. Eithe
You apologize over and over to your wife that you won’t be able to make it home for your anniversary dinner because your asshole coworker didn’t show up. After 5 missed calls you get this video sent from your wife’s phone with the message “enjoy my shift
When your bully of a co-worker got that promotion and became your boss. He called you into his office, kneed you in the balls and said “Bring your daughter to me or you’re fired” What else was I supposed to do?
