Nice to meet you! My friends call me BJ, and I'm the newest /r/TributeMe mod "at your service"! ;) Tribute me! Show me your <3 and I'll show you mine. [Verification] in comments.
That [f]eeling when you think your Principal calls you into his office for a BJ... but it turns out that he's an alien who just wants to lay eggs in you. :/ :)