Mom lost a bet with me and has to pose in her underwear outside. "I stand in front of the window but not outside!" Mom says. "I can't believe I'm doing this! Don't tell anyone!"
Are you kidding me? You beat up my loser son, stole his wallet, AND you ruined his backpack?...OF COURSE you can fuck my ass! Right after I tell him I don't believe him about the bullying and ground him for "not taking better care of his things"
My super sexy wife taking a picture of my embarrassing lack of manhood to show a friend at work (who doesn't believe a very tall guy like me can have such a tiny penis, aka clit)!
