My good [gentleman] friend Captain Reginald Smythe has returned from a colonial voyage, and has brought back with him mystic herbs, spices and learnings. He demonstrated to me a most astounding feat that had been taught to him by a wise guru of the East.
Your sister got into the cheerleading team which means your bully gets to fuck her everyday after practice since he is the captain of the football team.
Your mom went over to get the Captain of the football team to stop bullying you after about three minutes he was showing her whose boss. She’ll be back tomorrow for more.
