When picking up groceries, my wife pointed out the ass of the girl at the checkout counter. We told her we needed help taking it to the car, and then help taking it to our house, and then help in the bedroom.
My big brother totaled his car and I had to pick him up. He was still pretty upset by the time we got home, so I did my duty as a little sister and cheered him right up.
You finally got up the nerve to ask out your crush, and to your surprise she said yes and to come pick her up that same afternoon! You were too excited to notice the cars of the two biggest jerks in school parked out front. She says if you stay and watch
