M 37/204/6'1 Have been frustrated time and time again with lack of true growth in my chest and arms despite varying programs and trying to maintain adequate protein intake.
[You pluck your chest, your legs, your arms, your cock is surrounded by trimmed short hairs; everyone knows you maintain this for your girlfriend, Labienus. But for whom, Labienus, do you maintain your ass hairs?] Martial’s Epigrams, 2.62 1st Century AD
