Every urinal gets happy when it gets chosen for use by an important, superior user. And every urinal attempts to look as good and superior urinal as possible in order to get selected for use by a superior user and so to get happy
Your roommate has always been an asshole, but you've managed to avoid him well enough. You've chosen for months not to introduce him to your girl. She's sweet, tried to surprise you but you weren't home. You get a facetime from your neighbor, odd, but you
