I took this photo while my neighbors across the way were home and I'm pretty sure they saw... my blinds weren't all the way closed. I(f) they are Redditors and see this: I just want to say I'm sorry for all of my weird antics.
Home Cunt Hierarchy; when bringing a new cunt home Civilisation LLP recommends maintaining a happy household by keeping a close eye on how existing cunts react to and treat her... then responding appropriately.
You tried to call your mom to let her know you were close to home. She already knew. That's why she had to try and finish off the neighbor as quickly as possible!