While you're still living with mom & dad at 25. Your little sister couldn't wait to move out and into my cramped studio apartment after turning 18.
"Surprise! We're taking a family vacation today! Sorry you couldn't come along, but we only had four tickets. You remember that boy you accused of being a bully last year? He's way more fun to be around...anyway, say hi to your sister! Oh...she'll say hi
Your dumb slutty mom invited your bullies over and couldn't resist sucking their cocks, fucking them and letting them make you a new baby brother. You're so embarrassed, and even worse? The video is all over Facebook!
When I tell people I grew up with two older twin sisters, they tell me they feel sorry for me. They're wrong though, I couldn't wish for anything better.