My [f]wb and I are [m]aking albums for you guys of all of our sex now. She loves the attention and being told what a worthless fuck toy she is. Comments/PMs welcome ;)
My couch sex was interrupted by a couple Jehovah's Witnesses. Not mormon missionaries, but still. The fuckers rang the doorbell *and* knocked when I ignored (continued fucking my boyfriend) them. Answered it and the poor guy is going to have impure though
