A redditor told me he wanted to cum on my tits, so I went to his hotel room, gave him a BJ (or two), and the night ended up like this... [x-post from full story at /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob]
Too explicit (f)or this subreddit? Got off last night thinking of how many people have cum looking at my naked body the last few days. Only pm me to tell me/show me that I got you off to this set!
All parking garages are now equipped with a feminist, to be used as an on-site slut for men to use at any time of the day or night, for both cum and piss.