To both our surprise, I walked in on mom's cries, and not noticing wide eyes, but entranced by her thighs, I thought up quick lies, to tell dad or his spies, should I obtain that sweet prize to fill with cream pies.
Took the kids to see Spies in Disguise yesterday, it was family and friends gathering. While everyone was busy buying popcorn and drinks I was being appropriately naughty in the bathroom. If those dads waiting outside only knew