[Sibling] She's telling Mom and Dad it was a guy from school. That's technically true, but as long as she doesn't get more specific than that I think we'll be okay.
Dad told me that my sister had to listen to everything I told her to do while I was teaching her how to drive. Don't think this is what he had in mind.
[36] Been somewhat blue-balled lately. Wife’s out, boys are out, finally gonna shoot this nut all over my chest. Been thinking about mildly bi fantasies. Wish there were a girl and a guy between my legs each nursing on one of my balls. Then lapping at my
Dad thinks his new wife comes into my room to help me with my math homework each evening. In reality, she just wants someone cute to look at while she jerks off.