Hard to not take it personally after she just showered my face with a gallon of spit gagging on their massive douchebag cocks. At least they were kind enough to let me watch...and jerk off. I even started to support their actions. "That's not my Mom. That
I told him only douchebags go to the gym, he smugly replied "Only douchebags fuck your Mom." then spit his gum in my face "Go play video games you virgin."
Your mom was one of the best teachers at the school; you and your douchebag bully both got assigned to her class this year. All he does is flirt with her in class and harass you. Today he finally went too far and got detention. You were so relieved until
You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend is clearly crushing on him, and he’s constantly hitting on her. You were hesitant to leave them alone this morning when you went to work, but she told you not to worry, she can deal with hi
