Now that you've finished cursing and yelling at me, let me explain. Whether or not I bother untying you before your evil ex, my sister, comes home and finds you naked on her bed depends on two things: How many orgasms your tongue gives me, and whether or
Civilisation LLP's Swift Slut Summary Episode 1: Have you heard the one about the wannabe ex-wife, the sister-in-law and the stripper on the side? Warning: Piss.
