"Excuse Me Mister, Would You Mind If I Come & Stand Up Close Behind You, So That I Can Slowly Read What Your Tattoo Says?"

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just recently heard about this problem, but damn the NSA if they'll take away my freedom to show off what god blessed me with! Plus any good excuse to show off my friend is cool with me :-)

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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

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