You were drinking with your roomate when he punched you in the face for getting angry when he pulled your girlfriend into his lap. When he snuck into your room, you pretended to be asleep and waited for your girlfriend to scream and tell him to get out..
Take it from me: you don't know what absolute defeat feels like until you've seen your worst enemy's nuts slapping against your crush's face as he's going balls deep into her little mouth.
What, you don't like it sweetie? Well, your boss promised to demote you and cut your pay if I stay like this the whole ceremony, so of course I said yes! I can't wait to see your dear mum's face when I walk in haha! Now come along, let's get hitched!
Your wife found out that two of your coworkers were stealing your clients and making you sign over your commissions. She laughed in your face and told you to invite them over and say out loud that you're "signing her over" as well.
He might constantly bully me, but everyday when I get back to my dorm I turn on his webcam show and jerk off to him face-fucking the hottest girl on campus... I even donate from time to time
"How long have you been dating? 2 years already? I met her for the first time today and she told me, she never sucked your dick. After laughing my ass off, I took her home and used her cute face for a few hours. She still needs some training, but she agrr
My bullies made a bet that whoever could knock me out first got to fuck my gf. After an hour of beating me I was still conscious. My sister barged in and when I explained to her what was happening she punched me in the face, knocked me out, and said “No y
I remember the look on my bully's face when he saw my mom for the first time.. I knew right away that he was going to fuck her, and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
