I was vehemently opposed to my aunt's fake tits at first, calling them "unnatural" and "gross" every chance I got, until she invited me to "give them a test drive"
Your mom knows how much you hate the school principal. Today he made up a completely fake reason to give you detention, but when you got home you understood why he wanted you out of the house. Now he's threatened to expel you unless you stay and watch him
