My Goddess commanded me to meet up with other pigs and see if I could find out anything about "Pigacus". But its hard to have conversations when the Goddesses keep us so busy...
Oh, you're a Doctor? Great, I've been looking everywhere but it's so hard to get appointments, lucky me to find one on the train right? Anyway, I'm sure I felt a lump a few days ago. Like, it could be cancer so please check it through carefully.
