You were too tired to go to your friends' party, but your girlfriend wasn't! Here's what she looked like when she got there at 9 pm, and then at 2:30 am, multiple drinks later
She sighed, "Honestly baby, what was the point of having me go through the trouble of growing this massive thing if all you ever want to do is take pictures of it and look at me naked? I mean, I like the attention, but can you at least kiss it or touch it
