My mom is always trying to stay up with trends. One day she asked, "What's Twitter for?" So I got her this T-shirt. Then she asked, "What's Tinder for?"
Chick see's guy's dick as he's brushing his teeth, they fuck in the bathroom, almost caught by mother, then go to the bedroom, fuck more, then get caught
My bully made a bet with my mom that his dick is bigger than my dad's. If it wasn't, he was going to stop picking on me. If it is, then she has to give him a lap dance. Looks like the alpha wins again. But at least he didn't fuck her, my mom wouldn't go t
Your first session with your new personal trainer is tomorrow at her house. She seems nice, but she keeps making these weird comments about how she's "going to work you hard, like you need." And then she sent you this selfie, today...