OK, she's kept herself in good shape and goes to the local watering hole to flaunt it...how much you want to bet that 15 yr old kid snorkeling nearby went home and practically choked his chicken to death?
Okay, there's a lot going on: Peridot and Lapis (who has a water dick) making out while an old Garnet porn tape goes on in the background and Watermelon Steven jerks off [oh, and mild BDSM, on the account of a GameCube controller wrapping Lapis's legs up)