Wife's friend has a killer body, but more importantly, small tits with dark nips. If she stirs your loins, let me know, and I'll put you into direct contact with my friend: he likes hearing how she turns you on.
My good [gentleman] friend Captain Reginald Smythe has returned from a colonial voyage, and has brought back with him mystic herbs, spices and learnings. He demonstrated to me a most astounding feat that had been taught to him by a wise guru of the East.
Oh fuck, the way you and your asshole friends fucked my loser boyfriend up has me so fucking wet! Next time steal his wallet and I'll let you fuck me, he's too much of a pussy to call the cops on you!
My friend asked me if i could help him get him my mom, i just told her hes a really good masseur and that she really needs a massage, he has been fucking her everyday ever since.