Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
Your girl had a meeting with her boss yesterday. You asked how it went, and she replied “Oh, you know, he was just being a controlling dickhead like usual”
I told him only douchebags go to the gym, he smugly replied "Only douchebags fuck your Mom." then spit his gum in my face "Go play video games you virgin."
Your boss was an arrogant asshole to you all the time, always giving you night shifts when he knows you hate them. One night, mid shift, you decided to tell him off over text. He replied by sending a snapchat..
Your boss was an arrogant asshole to you all the time, always giving you night shifts when he knows you hate them. One night, mid shift, you decided to tell him off over text. He replied by sending a snapchat..
