My best buddy in college has some heavy equipment. He's straight but makes sure to spend a long time nakes in the locker room so people gawk. [posted with giggling bashful consent, he wants to see what reddit thinks]
This taxi driver was a giant dick. He threatened to kick you out a few times, before eventually he did. You asked your girl to walk out with you, but she wanted to stay. He drove off with her in the backseat. She's not answering her texts.