You scan the horizon, honey. I'm gonna keep an eye on things closer-in.

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just close your eyes and spread your legs, honey

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*dad knocks on door* "Honey is everything ok in there? Sounds like you are choking"

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"I ran into that guy you think is such a prick. He's really opened my eyes to your shortcomings, honey. So when he gets here, show him to the bathroom and film quietly while he makes me fall out of love with you once and for all."

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